remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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