You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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