Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
