If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
My pussy is not your playground.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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