Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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