everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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