I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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