i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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