My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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