He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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