Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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