i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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