I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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