ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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