That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
i believe in u and ur pee
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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