Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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