He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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