Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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