I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
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