Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
she smelled like a LAN party
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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