ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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