Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I still have a little drunk in my system
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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