we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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