he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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