Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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