How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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