he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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