I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Semen is not good for contacts.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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