You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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