is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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