he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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