Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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