i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
