she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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