I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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