Even the bartender felt bad for me
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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