Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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