i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is