Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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