I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.