if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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