And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
