: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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