how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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