Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day