How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
so he's a sleeptalker.
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.