Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?