people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
