Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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