then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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