U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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