dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
