It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Do plants get herpes?
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