I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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