She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
only you would photoshop your dick
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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