Dual....:-)
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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