It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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