I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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