Porn is love you can see.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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