STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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